“Everything should be fine now as long as they don’t all, say, crash their starship into a mysterious beach planet… right?”

Of course they crashed their starship into a mysterious beach planet. Everyone saw this coming—especially with Shio driving!

Finding themselves suitably marooned, Shio, Kosho, and Shoyu hatched a plan to fix their ship using supplies bought from the other local planets in the system. With a lack of local money, though, they seemed to be a little stuck.

Luckily, they met some new friends on this beach planet! It turns out they had crash landed on the planet where all the local pirates come to stash their pirate booty! Because it’s like, all beaches. You get the joke, yeah? They met up with Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece and Revy from Black Lagoon—both pirates of, shall we say, different sensibilities. Also Kazuma from Konosuba for some reason—less of a pirate, but no less interested in treasure! 

Luffy hailed from nearby Shōnen Planet, filled with themes of friendship, rivalry, and self-improvement! An exciting planet of contests, camaraderie, and food!

Revy hailed from nearby Seinen Planet, themed around technology, politics, and horror—a planet of character-driven narrative, and slice of life stories.

Kazuma came from the the nearby Isekai Planet—a planet overrun with high-speed trucks that transport you to yet another world through metaphysical chicanery. For some reason, Shoyu liked this planet the best.

With a source of local currency literally at their feet, all that was left was to decide which planet to visit for repairs. Turns out, these sisters and their Yandere Black Turtle magical animal mascot tend to… disagree at times. Shio wanted to head to exciting Shōnen Planet, Kosho to edgy Seinen planet, and Shoyu wanted to go to Isekai planet so they could get hit by trucks.

What to do? Let the congoers decide! You the congoers helped our heroes to collect coins to pay for the repairs, and used them to decide which planet to go to! After a long, sandy weekend of treasure hunting, the decision was made!

Isekai Planet! Shoyu gets his way! (Again!)

So onward we go to a world anew! Looks like it’s got a strangely familiar theme for anyone who’s been around since the beginning of Kami-Con…